Description: (internal monologue) “A new t-shirt. Just what I need... A shirt from a band I don’t even listen to. Twenty-five bucks. But it looks cool. Maybe I should just get it. Maybe I should start listening. Or maybe just pretend that I do. That’s half the battle anyway, right? Besides… if anybody asks, I’ll just say I liked their early shit. Twenty-five dollars to feel interesting for six months. Honestly? That’s not even a bad deal anymore.”
Description: On the front, the enigmatic logo of Vidal and the Shadowy Figures is your passport to the undefined. On the back: an irresistible whisper of rebellion: ‘Available for weddings, picnics, funerals, and political rallies.’ An invitation—or perhaps a warning.
$20.24