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DON’T SPIKE MY CORTISOL/MAGIC HANDS T-Shirt

$20.24

Color: Black

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(internal monologue)“A new t-shirt. Just what I need...A shirt from a band I don’t even listen to.Twenty-five bucks.But it looks cool.Maybe I should just get it.Maybe I should start listening.Or maybe just pretend that I do.That’s half the battle anyway, right?Besides… if anybody asks,I’ll just say I liked their early shit.Twenty-five dollars to feel interesting for six months.Honestly? That’s not even a bad deal anymore.”

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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