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DON’T SPIKE MY CORTISOL/MAGIC HANDS Tapestry

$21.49
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(internal monologue)“A new t-shirt. Just what I need...A shirt from a band I don’t even listen to.Twenty-five bucks.But it looks cool.Maybe I should just get it.Maybe I should start listening.Or maybe just pretend that I do.That’s half the battle anyway, right?Besides… if anybody asks,I’ll just say I liked their early shit.Twenty-five dollars to feel interesting for six months.Honestly? That’s not even a bad deal anymore.”

Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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